Dear Agony...

niggawitdreadz:

dementorkissmycooch:

niggawitdreadz:

niggawitdreadz:

I ate an entire can of pineapples about 4 hour ago and the smell is seeping through my pores

Guys I’m scared what if this never goes away

At least your vagina juices will be sweet.

What are you talking about Malika Im a man with a penis

At lease your seamen will taste like pineapple

peanutbuttarunna:

a-fucking-creeper:

mareeps:

they should have made specialty ice cream flavors for the election

mint romney and obamanana split

i’m 500% done with this site

barackyroad

(Source: drarna)

izzielosthermind:

stabla:

if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless

My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to divorce her because he didn’t want a custody battle over the goats.

My dad was always working and was never home and me and my little brother would watch ourselves and my mother died in a fire and my dad left on a hunting trip and he’s been gone for a couple days